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Saturday, 6 February 2016

'The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne': VIDEOS

I take absolutely no responsilbity for the filth in these videos.

But I am loving them and CANNOT get enough.


In a Facebook page that seems to have popped up overnight (actually around eight weeks ago), this parody page of 'The Real Housewives of Melbourne' called 'The Real Whorewives of Melbourne' has been created. And it is... evil good.


Now, just to get something out of the way right now: I do not condone drug use, and these videos are pretty heavy on that.


The content of the dubbing is pretty, well... I will let you be the judge of that.


The following of this Facebook page is set to increase when 'The Real Housewives of Melbourne' starts on Arena TV on Foxtel, on February 21. (See the trailer and more on that - including the new cast mate - here).


Says, the Facebook page's description of the very first video:


*MATURE CONTENT*
Introducing The Real Whorewives of Melbourne. In this episode we meet Gina, the post op transexual who's profession will surprise you, Andrea, who's homophobic and racist views will shock you, Janet Phatroach, the high rollin', coke dealin' Whorewife who doesn't take anyone's shit and Lydia, who's thirst for money and sexual conquest is never quenched. Episode 2 to follow. More Whorewives on YouTube and Instagram @realwhorewives


So: here are some of the videos... you have been warned... (click on the title hyperlink):



Episode Seven - Junkie Needles of the HeartIn what could possibly be the most EXPLOSIVE Whorewives Episode yet, Lydiot struggles with the idea of losing her housekeeper to the Immigration Department. Meanwhile the relationship between Ghostbuster Gina and Janet Phatroach cracks and deepens, giving the audience an intimate insight into their history together. Episodes One, Two, Three, Four, Five and Six can all be viewed on this page.Like The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne to keep up to date with all the latest drama. Instagram @realwhorewivesNO INCOME OR PROFIT IS GENERATED BY THE REAL WHOREWIVES WHATSOEVER. ALL FOOTAGE BELONGS TO IT'S RESPECTFUL COPYRIGHT HOLDERS.FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Friday, 5 February 2016
Andrea's Crime SceneAndrea takes Chyka on a walk through of the yard in which she murdered her housekeeper
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Meet Gamble : Real WhoreivesWatch your husbands and your chemicals Whorewives, Gamble Breaux is here to stay! From Call Girl to Scientist, she f*cked her way to the top and she'll never stop!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Monday, 25 January 2016

Real Whorewives of Melbourne: Episode 5In Episode 5 of The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne, Andrea meets with Lydiot after the ladies failed attempt on her life and now she is out for blood! A scandalous book about Ghostbuster Gina is pitched to a lezzy publisher, and Jackie reveals why she enjoys using public transport. More Whorewives on Instagram @realwhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Friday, 1 January 2016

Real WhoreWives Episode Four: Getaways, Girl Groups and Demoni...After Andrea's train wreck exorcism, the girls take a trip to Queensland, but it's not long before Andrea calls Gina a 'Demon Fucker' and drama quickly ensues. Eventually the ladies confront each other in true Broadway Musical style, with the possibility of one WhoreWife departing the series.... FOREVER!!!!!MORE WHOREWIVES:Instagram: @realwhorewivesyoutube.com/c/RealWhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 20 December 2015

Real Whorewives of Melbourne: Episode Three - The ExorcismIn Episode three of Real Whorewives of Melbourne, Janet has had enough of these bitches, and just wants to get fucked up! Andrea chooses which dog to sacrafice to the demon and when Gina the Ghostbuster discovers Andrea's shocking secret, it sets off some unbelievable Whorewives drama! More Whorewives on Youtube and Instagram @realwhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Friday, 11 December 2015

In episode two of The Real Whorewives, Ghostbuster Gina discovers something shocking about the demon haunting Andrea, Lydia heads to RMIT to show off her new vagina glamour shots and Andrea invites the ladies down to her beach house to hold an exorcism, but not all goes as she planned and drama quickly ensues! More Whorewives on Youtube and Instagram @realwhorewives *MATURE CONTENT*
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Wednesday, 9 December 2015

The Real Whorewives of Melbourne: Episode One*MATURE CONTENT*Introducing The Real Whorewives of Melbourne. In this episode we meet Gina, the post op transexual who's profession will surprise you, Andrea, who's homophobic and racist views will shock you, Janet Phatroach, the high rollin', coke dealin' Whorewife who doesn't take anyone's shit and Lydia, who's thirst for money and sexual conquest is never quenched. Episode 2 to follow. More Whorewives on YouTube and Instagram @realwhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Andrea's New HousekeeperAndrea is forced to hire a new housekeeper after butchering her last one, but she has ZERO tolerance for lezzies!!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Lydia's Pussy at RMITLydia heads to RMIT in a bid to show off her latest vagina shots!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Monday, 7 December 2015

Andrea's ExorcismGhostbuster Gina finally arrives at Andrea's, but Andrea isn't happy with what Gina has to say....
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Andrea's Crime SceneAndrea takes Chyka on a walk through of the yard in which she murdered her housekeeper
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Gina's ExorcismGina heads to her favourite store to hold an exorcism. Meanwhile, Lydia hears some juicy gossip about Andrea's haunting!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Andrea Fucks Janet OffAndrea has really fucked herself over. Now she owes $3million to Melbourne's biggest drug lord.. Janet Phatroach!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

MEET ANDREAMEET ANDREA (not that you'd want to). The homicidal, suicidal, genocidal mother of three from Toorak. Hell bent on ending the lives of all those around her, Andrea is an enemy you didn't know you made, because she hates everyone
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

MEET LYDIAMEET LYDIA! She failed to kill off her rich husband, but don't worry! Lydia still has an ace between her breasts...
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Gina the TransexualMEET GINA! Her hatred for demonic possession goes hand in hand with her fashion sense!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015
Episode six, on YouTube:



And some extras, these from YouTube. (The other clips and eps - all seen above - have already been taken down).






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Follow them on Instagram here.






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