Tuesday, 7 September 2010
Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season Five
Tonight, those genetically-blessed Armenian Americans give us another serve of... well, the circus they call their lives.
It's mind-boggling to think that the family whose name we'd never heard of a few short years ago and could barely pronounce (voluptuous Kim TOTES stole the show in 1996 when scrawny Paris Hilton came to Sydney for the Bondi Blonde beer launch) now wield such celebrity clout in a crowded reality-show world, you kinda tend to forget they really just are the epitome of the famous-for-being-famous culture of our fabulous-nobody world.
Season five starts tonight, at 9.30pm on the E! channel, and I predict: a pregnancy, hook-ups, a faux marriage separation, a pregnancy scare, plastic surgery, launching of swimwear, energy drinks, weight loss concoctions, workout DVDs and other cross-promotional opps, calendar shoots, waxing off Armenian hair, 'outrage' over the younger Kardashians/Jenners modelling, more waxing of pubic hair, fights, possible hair pulling, clothes swapping, suggestions of sex sessions... and that's just in the first ep.
And I will definitely Foxtel IQ it and series-link it.
Keeping Up with Kardashians season five premieres tonight in Australia, Tuesday, September 7 at 9.30pm on the E! Channel, available on FOXTEL and AUSTAR.